Why can’t pretty girls be taken serious as comedians?!

I watched an interview with em rata and was pleasantly surprised how charming and funny she was. What made me annoyed was that the audience didn’t find her funny at all. When whatever talk show host would show a hot picture of her, the audience cheered and hooted. Then when she would try and make a joke they got quiet. Now this all could be down to the fact she’s not very funny🤷🏾‍♀️ , but that could also be said for every mediocre white actor/musician that shows up and is suddenly super fucking hilarious. Which leads me to think just because she’s Hott she can’t be funny. The same goes for Megan Fox who we ALL gave a hard time back in her transformer days! And because she was branded this SUPER HOTT UNTOUCHABLE ACTRESS nobody ever took her serious. Flash forward like 10 years and she’s comfortable and able to show us her amazing personality and how actually funny she is. And to which people STILL give her a hard time about being too “hott”. So I wanna know why can’t conventional pretty girls be funny too?! Nobody blinks an eye at any polher or Tina fey! And why? I think it’s time to break down these stereotypes and stop judging people from their looks. ALOT of attractive people are actually funny too. All I’m saying is if you’re gonna laugh at the Chris Hemsworths and jake gyllenhalls ,then laugh at the em ratas and Megan Fox’s.

People

“I don’t understand people. I don’t get them at all. I try and try to paint myself this social people loving bunny, but I’m not. I haven’t had the best luck with people. Like I’ve met some serious shitty people in my life. Some real fucking pieces of shit. They’ve used and used me again and then blamed it all on me. Maybe I am to blame for being so fucking thick EVERY time. I mean I put walls up and I’m a BITCH. I let them down and BAM I get used over and over to again. I often wonder how I look to other people? Do I look as pathetic and deprived of love as I feel?! Are these feelings even real or just in my head?! Fight or flight. Am I fighting to survive or just flighting? Sometimes days. Weeks . Months go by and I can’t remember a single thing. Not one. Is that sad? Fight or flight?”

Life

“But what I’m trying to tell you all is life is hard. I mean like actually hard. Especially when you’re a 28 year old broken depressive-anxiety ridden weirdo who thinks she’s gonna die anytime she does anything remotely exciting. But what I’m telling you is life is hard. Especially when you are comfortable with your quirks. You love them. You fuck them. Only for people to hate them. Life is hard man. Especially when everyone is SHOUTING BE YOURSELF… and then you are and then they don’t like you. But the thing is life will always be hard, what matters most is getting back up to fight another round no matter how hard. Life is HARD. But anything worth having shouldn’t be easy. As cliche as it sounds, if it’s easy it’s not worth it. Because what will you learn if you get every thing you want every time you want it?”-shanise lachelle

Spider-Man: far from home🕷🕸

So I saw Spider-Man far from home last week and was pleasantly surprised by how much I liked it. Don’t get me wrong I’m a HUGE marvel whore. And I generally get excited about anything they produce. But I’ve just had a hard time getting into the 3rd spiderman. We had Toby McGuire who I LOVED. Then I fell inlove with Andrew Garfield and got used to him being Spider-Man. Then BAM they recast him after only two HIT films. So I’m honestly just getting around to loving Tom Holland as Spider-Man and dare I say it(HES THE BEST SPIDERMAN🤷🏾‍♀️). He’s the only actor out of all 3 that’s the closest to actual Peter Parker’s age and it seems real to me. Like Tom actually looks like an adorable science nerd who could also be a superhero. I believe it more when it’s coming from Tom. I hadn’t seen Spider-Man homecoming until a year after it was released. And was so happy when I found out iron man was in it and that made me like it even more. I also liked how he was introduced in captain America and then went on to be in the last two avengers. Getting the fans used to Tom and making us fall inlove with him even more. But back to the review. This film started off VERY slow. So slow I was a little worried I was gonna hate it. But it picked up and when it did that’s when the show really started! Jake gyllenhall was a standout to me!and possibly the best part (besides tom obviously)!! We all knew he was the villain but still we all sat there and got pulled in by those big blue eyes and charming personality and thought we could trust him. He was a brilliant villain. Overall it was a solid 8/10 for me. It started off too slow for my tastes. But I would definitely see it again. And Tom Holland is the best SPIDERMAN EVER. (Please don’t recast him and do ANOTHER SPIDER-MAN. I’m tired).

It vs it🤡

Celebrating the upcoming release of IT:chapter 2 and because I’m SO EXCITED,Here’s a question that’s been on mind since the remake in 2017. What’s the general public’s favorite? It the original or the remake?! Mines is the remake 100%. Even though the original scared me as a child and made me afraid of clowns, the remake blew it out of the water! So which is it…. original or remake?

It chapter:2

“I died and you lied”-George

Please tell me why George always gets the best one-liners?! Anywho we’re back in gear and on our way to derry once again to defeat pennywise🤡. This being a remake and there being a whole BOOK out, there’s not too many new surprises for hardcore it fans. But newcomers might be wondering, (whose bloody hands ) and (why is Richie crying and who is he holding)?! To answer all your burning questions…. I won’t 🤷🏾‍♀️. If you haven’t seen the first version or read the books or had a sneaky peek at tumblr then it’s best you wait until September 6. But let’s just say have your tissues ready . It’s gonna kill you…. literally. We all know the premise, the losers head back to Derry to finish it off once and for all ! But before pennywise tortures and murders a lot of people( losers included). Part 2 promises to be much darker and WAY scarier and MUCH BLOODIER. Part 1 was from a child’s perspective and what a child would find horrifying. Part 2 is aimed at what grownups find scary and terrifying. So buckle in you’re gonna be in for a wild ride and I can’t wait🤡🎈. And just in time for Halloween 2019. Were all gonna float🎈

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