Tim burton❤️☠️

In honor of spooky season🎃 here are my absolute favorite Tim burton films. Tim burton is always the move in October!!. What’s your favorite Tim burton film?!

Scariest people in horror history 🎃

Here’s my top scariest horror icons. Keep in mind this is my (OpInIon). 🔈

  1. Orange man- he’s ruining our country.
  2. Jeepers creepers- he comes back every 23 years for 23 days to eat/kill. no matter how many times you kill him.
  3. Pennywise- he’s a demon clown who Prays on you and your fears .
  4. Freddy Kruger – also prays on your fears but while you’re sleeping. Need I say more?!
  5. Leather face- although he stays in Texas, still highly disturbing and horrifying.
  6. Michael Myers- has no motive and literally dies every movie and still comes back to kill everyone and everybody for no reason at all. He’s straight ruthless.

In the tall grass

When I first heard about this film I was kinda of interested but kind of not. It just didn’t make any logical sense as to why anyone would hear screaming from a field of “tall grass” and run into it and try to help. But I guess if everyone just called the cops first then we wouldn’t have a film. To say this movie was highly disturbing would be a understatement. The movie follows a brother and sister on a road trip, who while driving by hears cry’s of help from the tall grass . The brother and sister then are lured into the grass and all its sinster secrets it holds. Overall the film was pretty good. I haven’t read the book so I don’t know if they did it justice or not. But as a Stephen king fan I can say it was very weird and disturbing and disgusting, so they must have done something right. There’s plenty of “omg wtf” scenes but one scene in particular that has stayed with me since watching it Saturday. And let’s just say it gave me straight mother/Jennifer Lawrence vibes. I give in the tall grass 8/10. Patrick Wilson was AMAZING and plays a creepy scary asshole too well. The other acting was alright compared to his. In my opinion he carried the whole film. I would watch it again but maybe skip over certain parts.

The year 28 has taught me

  1. Fuck boys are for little girls who have time on their hands and nothing to do. Not women with plans , goals and ambition. Drop them . You know Them when you see them
  2. Drama is pointless and literally gives you a migraine. Stay clear of EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING THAT BRINGS IT.
  3. Paying bills is an unnecessary necessity unfortunately but makes you feel like a real life grown up with your shit together.
  4. Paying your bills ahead of time makes you feel even better
  5. You’re a little ocd now and have become uneasy when areas are dirty. (I think I’m turning into my mother)
  6. Your work ethic has approved. You’re taking on more but you’re also getting tired faster
  7. Drink LOTS OF WATER. And wine but mostly WATER
  8. YOU’VE been working out a lot this year. Keep it up. Your body thanks you
  9. You smell bullshit a mile away and don’t put up with it no matter who it’s from.
  10. When something bothers you… speak up or it’ll continue to bother you.
  11. You plan on going back to school full time In January. ( keep that promise)
  12. You plan to move out in the next two years. (Keep to it)
  13. Youre into planning and making lists now. (Real life old lady in the making)
  14. You rather go get dinner and drinks versus going to a hott sweaty club.
  15. Which brings us here… you’ve drank way too much between 21-27 and now you can barley drink at all.( sad times)
  16. You like routine and order When things do not go as planned or the routine changes it bothers you DEEPLY.
  17. You HATE asking for help and get it done faster when you don’t have to ask anyone.
  18. People in their early 20s have NOTHING in common with you shanise. You’re almost 30 sister. Stop trying to hang with the young folks. And it explains why they aggravate you. ( damn youths)
  19. You’re gaining more patience with children ( maybe they’re coming for you sooner than you think.
  20. You’ve been acutely aware of the fact that your getting older and have been secretly holding on to childish things and childish ways. It’s okay, let go. 29 and your 30s are gonna be AWESOME.
  21. 28 hasn’t been that bad either.
  22. Boys who don’t have their shit together doesn’t appeal to you.
  23. Boys in general does nothing for you.
  24. Now a MAN….
  25. you’re worth so much more than you give yourself credit for. You’re doing so much better than you give yourself credit for. You got this.

IT: chapter 2

It’s only taken me a month and seeing this film twice for me to write a total NON bias review. To start things off: I LOVED THIS FILM( almost as much as the first). It was the perfect follow up to the first film. The adult actors were PERFECTLY casted. And it was almost uncanny seeing how much they copied the mannerisms of the younger cast. The acting was brilliant and I was surprised to leave the theater feeling so full of emotion and heartbroken. This film left me so sad. Which is weird , because I know it’s supposed to be a “horror film ” but I just didn’t find it scary at all.🤷🏾‍♀️ I mean there were some scary jump moments don’t get me wrong. But it was much more funnier and heartbreaking than scary. I DID not like the graphics and how the monsters or the adult losers fears looked. It looked so cgi and fake I couldn’t help but laugh. I wished they would have used more practical effects instead. It totally takes you out of the moment because it looks so CHEESY. They also cgied pennywise way to much in this film for my liking. Like it wasn’t necessary at all. Overall it was still a great end to pennywise and a great follow up film. Bill skarsgaurd is amazing. And I would love to see him in more big roles. ( and I’m also down to see him as the joker or any other villain in this new Batman). Bill hader totally surprised me as Richie. I knew he could bring the comedy but I was shocked when he brought the drama and made me cry so hard. Everyone did amazing. I don’t think anyone outshined anyone. They all played their parts BEAUTIFULLY. Shout out to Stan the man for breaking my heart 15 mins into the film. Also the homophobic opening scene was hard to watch and unsettling. But perfect to open the film. I give this masterpiece a 5/5. We will let the cheesy graphics slide because everything else was AMAZING.

Pennywise vs Freddy

remember some years ago that fim(Freddy vs Jason) that we’d all like to forget? Well I personally think they should have done a Freddy vs pennywise. Think about it, they’re some of the most iconic and scary horror icons out there. They BOTH operate on using your mind to scare you. And using your deep darkest fears against you. They also use jokes and belittle you while trying to kill you. And… they don’t kill you right away… they play with you awhile then BAM… you’re dead. So who’s the strongest and scariest?! Who would win in a battle?! Who would you rather fight?! Pennywise vs FReddy Kruger and GO🎙

Who’s the better pennywise 🤡

by now we’ve all seen both interpretations of mr pennywise the dancing clown. So in your opinion who’s the best PENNYWISE 🤡? I have to go with bill Skarsgard 🤷🏾‍♀️ the acting was just AMAZING. And he completely embodies pennywise. Granted mr. curry laid out the amazing groundwork for bill and made us all afraid of clowns in the 90s. There’s just something about bills pennywise that’s unnerving. Out of the two I would be more afraid of bill than curry. Whats your thoughts?